How LGBTQIA+ is strategically critical for Australian Defence Capability

ADF's 'Total War' Tactical Strategy

Crucial to Australian defence is the cultural Marxian playbook of critical theory. Here we find the most potent strategies to deter our enemies and project power into the South Pacific and beyond, as we continue to push the envelope of cultural revolutionary thought and practice.

The weaknesses of heterosexuality, so apparent on the battlefield, are thankfully being addressed by the ADF leadership and those unflinchingly heroic transgender minorities who are taking their place on the frontlines. Nothing terrifies (or confuses) our enemies as much as a rainbow parade! Chinese parades of military might, for example, fade into laughable insignificance against the awesome display of the ADF’s cultural revolution.

Compatibility with allied forces is also a vital component of the Australian defence strategy, and this is no more critical than our alignment with the USA’s LGBTQIA+ cultural revolution – especially so with personnel exchange programs to ensure our troops are all deeply satisfied with each other (except the heterosexual/cisgendered, who are obviously detrimental to the current defence strategy).

There is no question that increasing funding to the ADF’s important LGBTQIA+ strategic posture (rather than military hardware, intelligence, and warfare training programs), is the key variable that will ensure Australia’s security for generations to come. Unnatural sexual orientations, degeneracy, and mental illness, more powerful than bullets and bombs, will prove the mighty power of our defence force. Standing with the LGBTQIA+ community (at the exclusion and derision of our cisgender personnel) will not only overwhelm our enemies with the blinding light of goodness and love but will demonstrate to the world that the rainbow is more powerful than the hammer and sickle.