Nov 6, 2022·edited Nov 6, 2022Liked by Winston Smith
*** DOG RIGHTS NOW! ***
EMERGEBCY WARNING:
Cat supremacy is on the move! Everywhere we turn, the KIitties-First claw-genda is being paw-moted: in our schools nurseries, planned brooding-hood clinics and more.
TELL "BIG CAT" AND ITS GLOBOFELIINE SPONSORS:
NO MEOW-RE BRAINWASHING IN OUR KENNELS AND TRAINING CRATES!
We will not stop dogging the issue until this catastrophe has been taught to sit, roll over, and -- if woof comes to shove -- play dead
Seems to me that the NY eduCATion sector has gone to the dogs. I do like the current diversifiCATion in your substack Winston although some may not appreciate it and excommuniCATe you. I would suggest though that you don't overcompliCATe things (being a dog person myself)
Nov 7, 2022·edited Nov 7, 2022Liked by Winston Smith
Still not that that good, why are they "focussing on grooming" and pressuring those poor children with their expectations? What's next? Body or fur colouring shaming? Oh, Mr. Smith, this is so funny excellent, thank you. Absurdity sans limits. Who would've thanked that stupidity was that limitless?! I still believe if those people had to worry about roof over their heads and the next meal
they wouldn't have time for this nonsense. PS. I know, you'd "ran with it" but
I also know there's enough of this nonsense going on for me to know that you're not too far off the mark here.
Thanks, Winston - your satire is most welcome on the first evening of the winter change of Daylight Savings time. God, I hate this unneeded intrusion, just one of the uncountable, forced upon us. Appreciate the way your satire is leavened just the right amount to give one paws to wonder, is this for reeow?
Yup. Absurdist satirical fiction flies high with a song where scores of well-argued incisive scholarly treatises trudge through the slushy morass with a heavy moan.
Not sure about the fiction part though: just give Kat squad a lil’ more time.
What the fuck did I just read?
This world is going to hell in a handbasket.
Lol
It’s a joke…and pretty funny once I realized … but I wasn’t sure at first! LOL
- but kinda scary too as this seems to be where we’re headed - which I believe … is the point. 😑🙄😩
PURRFECTLY GOOD SATIRE!
Love it. But those kids shouldn’t be denied trans-species surgery.
😂
*** DOG RIGHTS NOW! ***
EMERGEBCY WARNING:
Cat supremacy is on the move! Everywhere we turn, the KIitties-First claw-genda is being paw-moted: in our schools nurseries, planned brooding-hood clinics and more.
TELL "BIG CAT" AND ITS GLOBOFELIINE SPONSORS:
NO MEOW-RE BRAINWASHING IN OUR KENNELS AND TRAINING CRATES!
We will not stop dogging the issue until this catastrophe has been taught to sit, roll over, and -- if woof comes to shove -- play dead
God belly-scratch us all,
Bark
Seems to me that the NY eduCATion sector has gone to the dogs. I do like the current diversifiCATion in your substack Winston although some may not appreciate it and excommuniCATe you. I would suggest though that you don't overcompliCATe things (being a dog person myself)
Okay, you're just messing with us now....right?
This is a joke. Right?
If not, l am a bit overwhelmed.
Still not that that good, why are they "focussing on grooming" and pressuring those poor children with their expectations? What's next? Body or fur colouring shaming? Oh, Mr. Smith, this is so funny excellent, thank you. Absurdity sans limits. Who would've thanked that stupidity was that limitless?! I still believe if those people had to worry about roof over their heads and the next meal
they wouldn't have time for this nonsense. PS. I know, you'd "ran with it" but
I also know there's enough of this nonsense going on for me to know that you're not too far off the mark here.
Thanks, Winston - your satire is most welcome on the first evening of the winter change of Daylight Savings time. God, I hate this unneeded intrusion, just one of the uncountable, forced upon us. Appreciate the way your satire is leavened just the right amount to give one paws to wonder, is this for reeow?
Can we send Kat Hochul to Heaviside Layer already?
Yup. Absurdist satirical fiction flies high with a song where scores of well-argued incisive scholarly treatises trudge through the slushy morass with a heavy moan.
Not sure about the fiction part though: just give Kat squad a lil’ more time.