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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

*lol* The treatment is the same as the cause!

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Winston Smith's avatar

Breaking News, 2024: "Catastrophic rise in climate change cases flooding the hospitals - No power and no air conditioning during the heatwave proven not to be a factor in hundreds of deaths - Unvaccinated blamed for many of the deaths."

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Climate Change is just the overall Primary Diagnosis. There will likely be diagnostic descriptors such as:

Climate Change, subtype 1 heat

Climate Change subtype 2 cold

Climate Change subtype 3 snow

Climate Change subtype 4 rain

Climate Change trauma type 5 storm

Climate Change trauma type 6 tornado

Etc.

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Winston Smith's avatar

Love it Professor!

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Professor's avatar

I have a diagnosis for the supposed leader of what was once called the free world:

Diaper Change subtype#2

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Murray Hunter's avatar

You made my morning. Thanks

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Anselm Mr's avatar

Funny times. All my life whenever I went to a doctor all he/she would care was to treat my symptoms. And this is what I hate about doctors, most of medical schools around the world suffer a huge influence from big pharma and as a consequence medics treat symptoms not the cause. Now “out of nowhere “ they decided to finally treat a cause. And the first cause ever is climate change. Of let’s go course it would be a woke cause. If a heat wave could cause a health problem imagine people who live in hot weather all the time. Better WHO look into it because now a lot of ppl who leave in hot countries will start to die.

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Winston Smith's avatar

WHO report 2025: Massive Historical Underreporting of "Climate Change" Diagnoses Force Doctors World Wide To Demand An End To All Coal Power, Combustion Engines, Jet Engines, and Farting Cows.

"Pre-industrial society was far safer," says paediatric specialist, "The future of our children depends on us going back at least 200 years".

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