I know a man, O’Brien, who is an intelligent and articulate individual and I believe somewhat well connected. The other day he left the following note on a bench (deliberately or not, I do not know)…
Party Strategy #2,346:
The third dose increases immunity, so after the fourth dose you are protected. Once 80% of the population has received the fifth dose, the restrictions can be relaxed as the sixth dose stops the virus from spreading. I am calm and believe that the seventh dose will solve our problems and we have no reason to fear the eighth dose. The clinical phase of the ninth dose confirms that the antibodies remain stable after the tenth dose. The eleventh dose guarantees that no new mutations will develop, so there is no longer any reason to criticise the idea of the twelfth dose. The thirteenth dose will…
Unfortunately the note was torn off at the bottom so I’m uncertain how this strategy will end. My intention is to make contact with O’Brien and ask him about this, among other things.
A worldwide campaign of Party Strategy notes is required.
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